February 2010
25 posts
samgrittner:
I often don’t talk about my dad and...
January 2010
33 posts
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Matt is telling fibs with his reblog.....
paulewogblog:
Each one of those (35) drafts is a photo of me in a different pair of boxer shorts. Holding kittens.
You’re fibbing now, too. Each one of those (35) drafts is a photo of ME in a different pair of boxer shorts holding Paul (also in a different pair of boxer shorts). Holding kittens.
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San Francisco!
I wanted to note: I’m incredibly thankful I got to go to SF because I know there were people who didn’t have the opportunity, for one reason or another, to make it out. I know it’s not easy to sit on the sidelines while people report about all of the fun they’re having, but here’s the deal: as long as the Internet is still a thing, there will be tweetups (I estimate...
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bestgirlbetty asked: Have you always been such a badass?
Get That Second Date ON LOCK!
These dating knowledge nuggets have helped me get that second date, many times over:
Give all of your ex-girlfriends nicknames like: The Jungle, The Bloodhound, Aftershock, Capote, Chicken of the Sea, Amelia Earhart, The Giving Tree, The Legislature, Sarah Plain and Tall, and The Bone Whisperer. Then reference them within the first fifteen minutes of every first date.
Order for her; it’s an...
lafix asked: I've asked three different people this question and none have answered me. I think you will. People who wear bow ties are very thinky.
What sci-fi predicted technology are you most looking forward to for your personal use?
What sci-fi predicted technology are you most looking forward to for your personal use?
Cowboy Up, My Weak Chinned Brethren!
Ladies and Gents, I have completed my first official “Guest Blog” post (for the wonderfully talented @bestgirlbetty) where-in I flex my machismo and give my cost-effective, sustainable shortcuts to living a more masculine life: http://bit.ly/xKHvo.
Suburban Legend!
I heard that if you watch any episode of Entourage backwards, it plays Sex and the City—except Miranda has three heads and NO SASS.
robisanevilgenius asked: If you were stranded on a desert island with only three books to read for the rest of your life, which one of the Golden Girls do you think is the hottest?
12 Ways Creepy Guys Can Be Less Creepy
Keep your hands out of your pockets.
Keep your hands out of her pockets.
Stop hitting pretty girls with your car just so you have someone to talk to when you’re visiting your mom in the hospital.
Writing her name in the snow isn’t marvelously romantic if you use blood (yours or hers), urine or other body fluids. Try using a stick.
Start your letters with phrases other than...
gdub asked: If you had to smell like a pie for the rest of your life, which flavor would you choose?
doogiehowsermd asked: Who let you on to the computer? I thought we changed all of the passwords.
I can't believe I haven't posted this already:
evanfleischer:
Here’s an interview I did with Eugene Mirman a while back.
Bostonist: I understand that Mr. Hodgman gave you a haircut at the beginning of this book tour. Did you ask for anything specific?
EM: I did not know that. What you heard is untrue. However, yes, I have lots of celebrity friends and we all give each other haircuts all the time. It’s why I live in New York.
I just...
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“Three-fourths of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by...”
– Bono
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An Idea For Later...
Let’s hold hands—with our feet.
Kay?
Relax!
Things have been really tense between my neighbor and me ever since I mistook her Dachshund for a stretch limousine.
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I Swear, Officer, They're Not My Pants.
The same people that chase you around the playground yelling “I’m gonna tease you,” grow up to get chased around the neighborhood having “I’m gonna tase you” yelled at them.
I Never Made A Formspring, But If I Did, This Is...
Do you hate it when people mistake you for Nancy Reagan when you walk out of your Soothsayer’s loft?
Yes.
Is it true that you mail hand-written Shakespearean Sonnets about the Jonas Brothers to the Jonas Brothers?
NO WAY! I cut out the letters from magazines and paste them to construction paper. I don’t want to get caught. Plus, I use carrier pigeons. No.return.address.needed.
If...
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Minimum Wage Reform (or something like that)
I love working at the American Girl store, but the pay is a bit meager. I don’t even know if it’s minimum wage. But hey, another day, another doll-hair.
NYE 2010: Partied Like It Was 2012
New Year’s Eve was gangbusters! You know how when people say they went to a sick ’rager’, they want you to feel like an ass for not going to the party? Well, this time you should. We floated 12 kegs last night. 12 kegs of Annie Lennox’s blood. It was refreshingly androgynous! Wolf Blitzer, who showed up ON TIME, pulled a 30 second keg stand, then said “I just did a...